Throughout the day people ask lawyers a bunch of seemingly random legal questions. One approach to these questions is to do research. You go to google type in what you think are a few key words, pull up a legal blog or two and there's the answer.
The only problem is that it's jsut such a waste of time. You might spend five to ten minutes on each of these complex questions if you have to boot up your computer first. Even worse, you will have to stop watching the online auction you are hoping to win, or updating your facebook just to find out the answer to some ridiculouse question.
On the other hand, you have been through three years of law school. You know the law. Well you generally know which way the law should come down on something, Well at least you know what the law should sound like. So why bother looking it up.
Roll the dice, say section followed by the number from the twenty sided die followed by the number from the ninety-nine sided die, then say says and blather out whatever you think the law should be in complex and seemingly incomprehensible jargon. After all that's how you passed the bar; they just didn't tell you how handy a pair of dice could be.
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